Silver Tongue

soong-type-princess:

cmnedark:

1010meha:

sadmomhair:

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

Alright story time.

I’m 6′0″, and one of the ways I assert my dominance over short people poke fun at short people is by holding my hand all the way up and asking them for a high five.

I do this all the time, but in highschool, I was friends with this one girl who I swear was about 4′5″ at most, and I put my hand all the way up and asked her for a high five.

Without hesitation, she literally climbed up my side like a fucking ladder and gave me the high five before hopping off and staring at my slack jawed face.

I was very impressed and very afraid. 

That’s why you don’t fuck wit us.

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  14. rockstar-bonett said: I’m 5'10 and uhh… I like to hunch down most of the time. It can be akward being tall. In fact I can’t imagine being taller but apparently there’s 7 foot people like wtf
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