I'm a Stills Producer
Shooter calls for a light, no one runs for the light so I do. Get to the truck ask for a stinger and a head.
Assistant 1 You want a big or small one?
Me Give me one of both.
Assistant 2 I think you want a big one.
Me You're fucking kidding right? You can't talk to me like that, I'm your boss and that's harassment.
Assistant 2 You're a woman in the industry, you should expect it.
Me Fired!