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I’ve been into deer lately

Okay, so, I had a dream last ngiht

And normally I don’t remember my dreams so I am happy I remember this one.

So for whatever reason, I had a hammock out in a forest clearing. I woke up in it when a short deer bumped into me. He was scolding me for sleeping there and it was too goddammed early for that shit so I poked fun at his size. he revealed he was a forest spirit and I angered him. He turned my arms into anthro deer arms, you know the kind? with the fur and only three fingers that are hoof like?

But I was all, wow this is actually pretty rad. I wonder if I can push him to do more. and I slept in the hammock again, later at night. He returned even more angry that I liked my new arms and decided to punish me further but making them straight up deer legs. No more fingers, no more dexterity. But I was all “I can work with this” and returned again that night.

Welp, he was really pissed so he just woke me up to turn me into a doe. Then he did a thing that put me in heat. So, because i was a doe in heat, I let him mount me. It actually felt good and I won’t lie, I hope I have a dream like that again.

And that’s the story of how I had a dream that a deer had sex with me.