Silver Tongue

adurot:

hbreckel:

hungry-hungry-hobo13:

freedummring:

cubebreaker:

This helpful guide about what 200 calories looks like reminds us just how much healthy food we’re giving up each time we have a treat.

yeah, asshole. how dare you eat an order of french fries when you could have literally shoved 22 banana peppers in your fucking face-hole. what a piece of shit you are.

For that last comment

Who the fuck is going to give up a muffin so they can eat 2 lbs of flavorless bland celery. 

I look at this and I just think;

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I mean that celery from the healthy side definitely combines well with the peanut butter from the other side. Also I’m pretty sure those are bell peppers, not bananana peppers. I buy those to make stir fry ramen with.

“I want a hotdog”
Too bad, all we have are 100 baby carrots, eat the fuck up

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