yeah, asshole. how dare you eat an order of french fries when you could have literally shoved 22 banana peppers in your fucking face-hole. what a piece of shit you are.

For that last comment

Who the fuck is going to give up a muffin so they can eat 2 lbs of flavorless bland celery. 

I look at this and I just think;

I mean that celery from the healthy side definitely combines well with the peanut butter from the other side. Also I’m pretty sure those are bell peppers, not bananana peppers. I buy those to make stir fry ramen with.