rosethealchemist said:Because of that we turned out as evil as the world God forced us in. Except we’re doing better now. And God doesn’t exist. 

Well I’m believe that god and satan are more of symbols than actual beings, satan being the truth that you are in charge of your own destiny and you are the only one responsible for your actions.

But assuming the bible is true, I think it’s more likely that he got mad that they enlisted the help from the only one more beautiful and talented (and probably smarter) than him that he kicked out for those very reasons. The humans were punished because they no longer depended on god for everything. God would be the abuser in the relationship with humans and satan would be the friend trying to get the humans on their own two feet and see that they don’t need to be dependent on him. God just wanted animals for entertainment and without satans help, that’s all humans would have been. As soon as humans started to show independence, god takes away everything he can. Christians would be the victims who are all “he does all this bad shit but he still buys me something nice at the end and i need him” And it’s not just emotional abuse if you consider humans as a whole because he’s wiped out humanity like three times.

TL:DR

God and humans are an abusive relationship with god being the abuser and satan is the friend trying to help humans get out of it