kelpiesnshit

We were eating KFC and my mom commented on how she wished she could buy a bucket of skin and idfk why but i went

“well last time I checked it was going for about $10 per square inch so idk how much that’d be to fill a bucket”

I thought she was fucking talking about BUYING A BUCKET OF HUMAN SKIN

silver-tongues-blog

I wouldn’t be surprised if your family was wondeirng how much a bucket of human skin would be. I also am not surprised that you know the answer.