God forbid Rumple get another maid

"Rumple can I-"

Rumple BELLE CALLED ME RUMPLE

"Is this tea cup okay to use? Can I throw it out?

Rumple FUCK NO YOU CANT THROW IT OUT! BELLE CHIPPED THAT CUP!

"Can I open the curtains"

Rumple BELLE OPENED THEM AND FELL INTO MY ARMS AS I HEROICALLY CAUGHT HER

"But can I open-"

Rumple NO