God forbid Rumple get another maid
"Rumple can I-"
Rumple BELLE CALLED ME RUMPLE
"Is this tea cup okay to use? Can I throw it out?
Rumple FUCK NO YOU CANT THROW IT OUT! BELLE CHIPPED THAT CUP!
"Can I open the curtains"
Rumple BELLE OPENED THEM AND FELL INTO MY ARMS AS I HEROICALLY CAUGHT HER
"But can I open-"
Rumple NO