Silver Tongue
nb person: uses they/them pronouns
people: but those are plural! because grammar!!! use singular pronouns.
nb person: uses nounself pronouns like fae/faer or kit/kits
people: what no you can't just make up pronouns!! those are ridiculous use words that already exist
nb person: uses it/its pronouns
people: those are dehumanizing! those are pronouns for things, not people! don't use those!!
nb person: uses she/her or he/him pronouns
people: but those are male and female pronouns not non-binary you can't be a real nb if you use those pronouns. use something gender neutral!
nb person: uses common and decades-old invented pronouns like ze/hir or Spivak pronouns
people: no those are made up and silly!
nb person: uses no pronouns
people: you?? can't just not use pronouns??? it's impossible to talk about people without pronouns wtf
nb person: looks into camera like they're on the office
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