me: *drives in the wrong lane*
me: *shoots at people while driving*
me: *throws grenades out of the windows while driving*
me: *ignores headlights*
me: *drives through yards and walkways*
NPC: *doesn’t use the turn signal*
me: “woah what the FUCK is WRONG WiTH YOU dude you’re a fucking threat to other drives!!!! YOU COULD HURT SOMEONE YOU SELFISH MONSTER WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?????!”