facts-i-just-made-up

I have a degree in Spongebology from Harvord so don’t argue with me.

because-im-freaking-greed

Ugh. Blatantly false. Everyone knows that the study of Spongebob is known as Wumbology.

facts-i-just-made-up

How about nuh-uh. Wumbology is the study of Wumbo, Patrick says so. I’ll have you know I got my degree in Spongebology in the same class as Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, he was valedictorian.