jitterbugjive:

eastervampire:

jitterbugjive:

I like how I got this ask the same morning I dreamed I murdered someone and shoved them in a bottle. XD

But… Yeah I’d probably want to try it just once if it were legal, though I hear people taste like pork.

…I love pork.

But pork would probably less expensive

Still we DO have a population issue…

Godammit this was the worst morning to ask me this question because I’m still in my ‘casually murdered person’ mode

Are you suggestion we have a mass murder party to solve our population issue?

Well, we do it to animals all the time when they overpopulate. Look at rabbits in Australia for example.

I’m not saying it’s a suggestion but it just seems a little bit hypocritical that people insist on controlling the population of ‘lesser’ animals but they aren’t exactly making any efforts to control our own population a bit more. We’re kinda overbloating the planet, and I’m hoping Mars can be teraformed before it gets too bad so that a good chunk of people can move over there to that planet >:U

Also just

Sexual education

Proper sexual education

Worldwide

That would be nice.

Or legalize making it a requirement to have men and women made temporarily infertile (like with guys they have a gel that does that) and they have to keep checkups and apply for a license to have children in order to be made fertile.

No more rape babies, no more unwanted children, better population control…

Sigh.

Also the option to terminate unwanted pregnancies would be fantastic