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omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website

Favorite story of the morning

This has to be the fakest thing I’ve ever read

This is true I was the other girl

This is 100% true i was the barista

and i was the janitor sitting in the corner on my 10 minute break playing a fully orchestrated song composed with the different pitches of jars filled with my own piss.

I can 100% confirm this actually happened.

I was the bus

I was the crop top

I was the bun

I was the star