omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
Favorite story of the morning
This has to be the fakest thing I’ve ever read
This is true I was the other girl
This is 100% true i was the barista
and i was the janitor sitting in the corner on my 10 minute break playing a fully orchestrated song composed with the different pitches of jars filled with my own piss.
I can 100% confirm this actually happened.
I was the bus
I was the crop top
I was the bun
I was the star