rare phobias
- whiplipophobia - fear of getting whipped cream on your upper lip after taking a sip of your hot chocolate
- barenachophobia - fear of finding a nacho with no toppings on it
- bacondorophobia - fear of a condor swooping down to steal your breakfast meat
- omeleternityophobia - fear of death by omelettes
- slamesthesiaphobia - fear of being knocked unconscious by your grand slam
- panrachnophia - fear of finding a spider the size of a pancake and twice as delicious