avian-asshole:

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avian-asshole:

raultherabbit:

avian-asshole:

satanstrousers:

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

Yeah but there’s the chance you’d be spending that money on the potential diseases you’ve contracted thanks to a few of those dicks that weren’t treated for STD’s, yo. Also there needs to be more specifics when it comes to this question. Are they connected to people? Because some people are inconsiderate asses or they don’t clean well so I think that wouldn’t be tooooo enjoyable. I mean. You’re talking about a thousand dicks here. Not just a few. That is a lot- …why am I thinking so hard into this

it doesn’t even say a thousand different dicks, what if one day you just hear an achievement unlocked noise when you’re with your boyfriend/friend/lover/whatev and suddenly a billion dollars in cash rains down on your head?

True! This question needs more specifics

Does it need to be a human dick? Does it need to be until ejaculation? because horses only last about 15 seconds or so and I don’t think that humans could contract their diseases easily.

Have you ever interacted with an actual horse because that sounds really, really gross. You wouldn’t contract human diseases but who knows what the fuck you’ll contract by putting your mouth on an animal. Also that’s beastiality dude wtf you’d be using that billion to pay off your bail.

A million dollars every 15 seconds can make a person do a lot of things.