SO ON THE PLUS SIDE…I know if I scream bloody fucking murder, my neighbor will call the cops.
Good watching out neighbor.
But standing in a towel for some cops is a new one for me…yay. It’s like a scene from a bad porno. Although less porn and more there was a fucking spider in my shower; a big fat black fucking widow.
Bonus? Cop killed the spider for me while the one was cracking up laughing.
Other bonus? Not a bad looking duo at all.
OH I should add - they did make me get dressed before coming in…through fits of fucking laughter.
I realize this is an actual thing that happened to you and it probably sucked but, um, I WANNA FIC IT.
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