Silver Tongue

adurot:

lizzymodblog:

hey americans do raccoons and shit really just come and eat your trash like what the fuck

When I worked night security at the zoo you had to keep your ears open for raccoons on the trash cans ahead of you. If you were walking by and they heard you before you heard them they’d panic and run and it was loud and startling. I’d get revenge by if I heard them first, I’d sneak up to the trash can and kick it. Good times.

At a pizza place we went to we had a raccoon that lived near us and it was pretty chill.

  1. theurlgoeshere said: They’ll not only eat it, they’ll open the lid of the can to eat it if its not propperly secured.
  2. theamazingsallyhogan said: Yes. If you leave trash outside near where there’s wild animals, they will eat the trash. It’s pretty much a worldwide thing from what I gather, just different animals.
  3. silver-tongues-blog reblogged this from adurot and added:
    At a pizza place we went to we had a raccoon that lived near us and it was pretty chill.
  4. well-meh said: In germany, yes. They got imported to my city years ago and they’re a scourge. They climb houses and open trashcans and circle picknicks…
  5. askterry said: We have coyotes to eat the garbage. And the raccoons.
  6. askthenightguards said: Depends on where, and yup, they’re smart little buggers.
  7. doompop-3d said: In my experience depends what part of the country you live in. If you live in a place closer to the woods chances are your getting raccoons, however I live near the beach near mountains with a lot of surrounding farmland and I’ve never seen a raccoon
  8. diovarus-blog said: im pretty sure that only happens in some places cause i’ve never seen one before and they don’t seem that common
  9. ask-fnaf-kids-blog said: i don’t think so i’ve really seen one but deers are always in my yard
  10. cptobvious1994 said: They do depending on where you live. Texas, for example, doesn’t really have a lot of raccoons.
  11. uncletarby said: yup