lizzymodblog

hey americans do raccoons and shit really just come and eat your trash like what the fuck

adurot

When I worked night security at the zoo you had to keep your ears open for raccoons on the trash cans ahead of you. If you were walking by and they heard you before you heard them they’d panic and run and it was loud and startling. I’d get revenge by if I heard them first, I’d sneak up to the trash can and kick it. Good times.

silver-tongues-blog

At a pizza place we went to we had a raccoon that lived near us and it was pretty chill.