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In class.

Greek gods are dicks.

That is all.

Zeus: Hah gonna kidnap this girl. ‘cause thats what I doooo. Don’t tell my wife.

Zeus: The hell Sisphus, don’t tell her DAD god you dick.

Zeus: I use thunderbolt. Super effective bitch.

Hera: If zeus can have a kid on his own twice then I can too. Oops it’s fugly is fuck. Off the mountain with you.

Hera: Yo, you’re the bastard son of my good for nothing husband. Ima make the life you didn’t ask for a living bitch.

Hera: Hey there, I know my husband raped you and turned you into a cow but I’m gonna make this monstar prevent anyone from helping you.

Hera: Yo, I saw you looking at my husband. you’re gonna be nothing but ashes now.

Hera: I am such a good family member.