Look, I don’t like john green’s books but accusing him of sexually assaulting children is out of line
Do you see a pattern?
“The x-kit guy is a child molester!”
“Markiplier is a child molester!”
“John Green is a child molester!”
“Lena Dunham? Feminist icon!”
ding ding ding
THIS TEA IS HOT
I’ll get the ice packs.