Silver Tongue
SIGNAL BOOST

deadfeline:

ninefourseven:

ninefourseven:

Avoid ordering physical items from Amazon until July 30th!

This isn’t some petty manufacturing error

This isn’t an outbreak of something stupid like anthrax

IF you make the mistake of ordering from Amazon in the next month and a half not only will you help prototype the new drone overlords, but in addition you could be seeing one of these MONSTROSITIES arrive at your front door

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HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO YOUR KIDS, YOUR SPOUSE, YOUR MAILMAN, YOUR COUNTRY???!??

HOW??!?

NO

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GOD ALMIGHTY WHY

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAIT BUT IMAGINE IF YOU ORDERED SEX TOYS FROM AMAZON IN THESE BOXES

YES

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