This is an interesting thought because if a whole quarter of the US population is snake people then what does that mean? What are the snake people doing? Do they prefer service jobs, or are they more labor oriented? What kind of twists on their recipes do the snake people add when opening small family restaurants with their unsuspecting human spouses? Do they have unions and support groups? Club meetings? How does one find out where the best Snake Person bar is? How long until the police begin eyeing low-income residences of snake people and performing raids– or have they already begun?

What is the voting demographic for snake people? I mean, 25% of America is a solid chunk of people, and I imagine they’re posing as human for a reason– they seem as likely as anyone to be interested in the political process. Have we had a snake person president? Congressperson? Governer, at least. Well who was the first, then?

C’MON SNAKE PEOPLE, YOU’RE LETTING YOUR HISTORY TRICKLE THROUGH YOUR COLD,  UNSETTLING COILS, HERE! YOU GOT TO SIT UP FOR SOMETHING OR YOU’LL SLITHER FOR ANYTHING.