Silver Tongue

trickymcgee:

queenshulamit:

harperhug:

theladysyk0:

lizardlicks:

hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

I love how half this site is all “AAAAAAAAAAAH SPIDER BURN THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN!” and the other half is all “d’aww, what a cutie-pie.” Like no other creatures have this polarized of a reaction to them.

Except humans

seeing spiders do “cute” things is pretty nice for people like me who have arachnophobia tbh

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