you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS) to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk
BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP??
TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN GREAT BRITAIN AND A HALF
but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/?
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII
‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC
honestly I love seeing non-American people freak out about the geography of our country
Don’t forget about Alaska, way the fuck off in the distance so far that I forget it exists sometimes
That’s because these are many states of in the americas that are united under one single government. If you really wanna get pissed about geography, go look at trussia
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