Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive
Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you
My house identity is further confirmed
Good Version
Gryffindor: I’d leap into the middle of 20 enemies to save you
Slytherin: I’d kill 20 enemies to get to you
Ravenclaw: I’d create a clever diversion so that you can get away and no one has to kill anyone
Hufflepuff: I’m already there to fight the enemies off with you
Bad Version
Gryffindor: Dude watch me Rambo this shit
Slytherin: I’ve already poisoned them all. Including you, motherfucker.
Ravenclaw: Fuck this shit I’m gone
Hufflepuff: Bruh… what if, like… Bruh, listen to me, bruh… What if we could make shit levitate on their own? Like, just make a random chair fucking lift itself two feet into the air for no reason. You’d have to be a witch/wizard to pull that shit off… What? Oh, right, I am a witch/wizard! Bro that’s crazy… Fuck I’m high…
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