The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

thesocialjusticedragons:

14littlejazcicles:

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

My house identity is further confirmed

Good Version

Gryffindor: I’d leap into the middle of 20 enemies to save you

Slytherin: I’d kill 20 enemies to get to you

Ravenclaw: I’d create a clever diversion so that you can get away and no one has to kill anyone

Hufflepuff: I’m already there to fight the enemies off with you

Bad Version

Gryffindor: Dude watch me Rambo this shit

Slytherin: I’ve already poisoned them all. Including you, motherfucker.

Ravenclaw: Fuck this shit I’m gone

Hufflepuff: Bruh… what if, like… Bruh, listen to me, bruh… What if we could make shit levitate on their own? Like, just make a random chair fucking lift itself two feet into the air for no reason. You’d have to be a witch/wizard to pull that shit off… What? Oh, right, I am a witch/wizard! Bro that’s crazy… Fuck I’m high…

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