Let’s see how many people keep their word about self-immolation, self-deportation to countries where gay marriage already exists (Most of the world that likes us also has gay marriage, the places it doesn’t exist are countries that either tolerate or outright hate us.), ir that one couple that said, “We’ll divorce if gay marriage becomes legal because it downgrades the sanctity of our marriage!” I hope she takes him for everything and then finds a nice girlfriend to settle down with.

Like legit, tallies are needed.
Darwin Awards needs more recommendations.