pepoluan:

the-alexiad:

So um remember Jar Jar Binks

The flappy eared racial stereotype running around the Star Wars prequels that made everything like 200 times more awful

So uh get this

He was hot.

Like seriously kids if everything had been the same except Jar Jar was this dude rather than CGIed to hell I won’t lie he would probably be my favorite character

(Moreover, imagine if you will, me and thespianparadox at the Star Wars exhibit, watching tapes of Padme costume fittings, when THIS GUY walks in, and of course we’re both like DAMN I’D TAP THAT WHO’S THE HOT–and then the little caption comes up that says “Ahmed Best, Jar Jar Binks” and we just sit there tipping our heads to the side in perfect unison as our respective worlds are ripped to shreds)

GOOD GRIEF HOT DAMN THAT’S JAR JAR BINKS??

Ladies and Gentlemen, now I understand why Jar Jar Binks canonically got laid.

And with a Queen, nonetheless!!

Here’s the Google Search, if you don’t believe:

https://www.google.com/search?q=jar+jar+binks+actor&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8