Shutting it down real quick
Mom: "Did you hear about gay marriage now being legal in all fifty states?" -makes bitchy face-
Me: "Yes! I am so freakin happy!"
Mom: -rolls eyes shaking her head-
Me: "Oh I'm sorry, is the fact that they are legally getting married hurting you in some way?"
Mom: "Well no, but..."
Me: "Is it having any personal affect on your life whatsoever that two people who love each other can now legally get married just like any straight people who love each other have always been able to?"
Mom: "Yes! They are doing something I don't like."
Me: "That is the logic of a child. I'm going to tell you exactly what you told me when I used that logic on you."
Mom: "What?"
Me: "Suck it up sweet cheeks, the world doesn't revolve around you."
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