Dear tumblr-SJWs - I know you outdo yourself day by day in tackling world issues of tremendous importance and let your voice of reason be heard from your PC (since we all know that this is the best way to fight crimes against social justice).

In case you ever take a well deserved break from saving the world from the perils of racism and actually leave the house, you might be facing a gargantuan glowing orb in the sky.
We unknowing people call that “the sun” (read this as a trigger warning cause its actually bright - and a danger esp. to vampirekin).

It sounds dangerous and should be called out especially because of its harmful radiation. Said radiation is known to affect the one racial trait you NEED to distinguish people (because we all know that a righteous god wrote a persons race, ethnicity and nationality onto their skin - for your convenience): the color of their skin . It is basically one horrid brownfacing racist skybulb nobody understands.

Us savages, we call that act of radiation-based brownfacing “tanning”.
It is very problematic.
I hereby ask for the sun to be called out under all circumstances.