A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
#AREYOUSERIOUS
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
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