once i’m dead and cremated i hope my ashes get in all the worst places like the inside of people’s socks and eyes and stuff
as obnoxious in death as i was in life
http://www.celestis.com/services.asp
For about $13k, you can launch your ashes into deep space and let it end up whereever it ends up. If it lands on another planet, congrats you can now annoy the fuck our of the people on that planet becuse what the fuck. If you land in a star, you can make people go blind and punch them in the face with solar radiation.
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