Taken by me. Right now. C'mon bb leggo.

mcsweezy:

stable86:

mcsweezy:

mcsweezy:

I only date people who will accept that i’m a gender-kin shovel with neon pink and green hair going down my hard wooden handle. My spade has eight peircings in a star pattern, and my grip is a level 21 warlock-kin. I use the pronouns shoveľ/shövel/shovél and all cisgender men must die.
I’m also stargender on the fourth, fifteenth and twentieth of each month except for october. In october, i’m actually a spoon.

I can’t believe I actually lost a follower after this
That
Is hilarious

I lose followers sometimes immediately after I joke about identifying as a pineapple.

What

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