Anonymous
asked:
Who do you think is the Hotter Smash Girl? Wii Fit Trainer or Samus?
jaxblade
answered:

…………..

Samus….is a girl???

riothiei

nigga……seriously?!?! Who the Hell do you think was in that blue suit

jaxblade

Really?!?! I thought that was a just rule 63 version of Samus cause theres a rule 63 Wii Fit Trainer…..So This is a woman? 

wooooow i had no idea

riothiei


Jordan, Jordan JORDAN STAHP! We played this together you mean to tell me you had no idea. You even own the original metroid

jaxblade

Dude Imma playstation kid, I really didnt play that much nintendo and the last time i played a smash game was in 2008 and yeah I do own it but I really didnt think this person in Armor was female. Well fancy that Ya learn somethin new everyday good for her

paleosteno

Yes, Jax, Samus is a girl

There’s like so much art of her, how did you miss this:

Your reward for completing the games are seeing her out of the suit:

HOW DID YOU MISS THIS FOR SO LONG

jaxblade

Woah GODDAAAAAMN she’s a babe 

I dont know. I am extremely oblivious and I thought she was from the future…..so how/when did she and Lil Mac get frisky?

riothiei

Remember that one time this year you didnt know Samus was female

jaxblade

you act like its common sense I dont know, I just saw this suit through my childhood I didnt know

riothiei

I had to come back to this cause it still cracks me up that its 2015 and you just found out Samus was a girl in january hahaha

jaxblade

Like I said up there I never saw her without the suit when I was a kid so I just thought she was like Master chief, I didnt know lol my b

darklyspectre

master chief is actually a girl with a very deep voice.

lizzymodblog

master chief is actually a master chef

silver-tongues-blog

Master chief is actually master chef, Samus Aran.