fuck-customers:

When I worked at a gas station in high school we had a porn mag selection that we kept behind the counter and when people wanted to buy one we had a binder with all the covers of each mag and they would ask “ can I see THE BOOK” and we knew usually who would be asking for it because it was normally regular porno buyers, anyway this guy comes in and asks for THE BOOK so he browses makes his selection and I go and get it from the drawer behind the counter well as he is checking out he starts freaking out and says HIDE IT!! PLEASE THATS MY LADY NEIGHBOR AND HER LITTLE GIRL! So I panic and instead of hiding the magazine I hid MYSELF under the counter, I don’t even know what my thought process was. But while I was down there I finished bagging it in the black bags we had to put them in and put that bag in a paper bag so he could walk out with his dignity intact.