aries: when you try your best but you don’t succeed

taurus: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

gemini: crave that mineral

cancer: liek if u crie evertytim

leo: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there(chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

virgo: paul blart mall cop

libra: moon moon

scorpio: hiss hiss motherfucker

sagittarius: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

capricorn: DEEZNUTS

aquarius: pepe the frog

pisces: pffft [name] who is that??? i dont even *trips* *pictures of [name] fall everywhere* shit hold on