Me *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

Random Old Lady *comes up out of know where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

ROL Isn't he a little old for you?

Me Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

Dad *chokes into his drink*

ROL You should respect your elders.

Me You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

Dad *chokes on his drink again*

ROL *storms off*

Dad *looks at me with a disapproving look*

Me What?

Dad Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.