wickedkhaleesi:

wickedkhaleesi:

wickedkhaleesi:

The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading.

Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend :

• sang and harmonized parts to centuries by fall out boy
• reenacted a scene from the grudge and pretended that my hair was suffocating him
• dropped baby oil in the shower and both of us ate shit on the shower floor
• had a full on debate on whether or not Harry Potter truly belonged gryffindor or slytherin house
• accidentally squirted him with soap in his eyes and attempted to make it feel better by spraying him full blast in the face with the shower head

What we haven’t done in the shower:
• sex

The only reason why I’m mad that this has notes is my boyfriend found out about this and we started arguing about the Harry Potter thing again.

*passionate yelling*
Me: THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING, AUSTIN.
boyfriend: THE SORTING HAT IS NEVER WRONG

It was stated that he was a true gryffindor because he could wield the sword. True he had a potion of the soul of the heir of slyhterine but he was more gryffindor than slytherine. And the three main characters show characteristics of other houses while also being part of their house. Hermione shows characteristics of ravenclaws and Ron shows characteristics of hufflepuff but they were still gryffindors for a reason.