hoofprint-is-spooky:

sharkchunks:

thelibrarina:

vortisaurus:

winterisrambling:

“Hello.  My name is Luke Skywalker.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.”

“Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!” *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*

“Bye, boys!  Have fun storming the Death Star!”

“Wampas Of Unusual Size?  I don’t think they exist.”

“Do you want me to send you back to where you were?  Unemployed, on Hoth?”

“It just so happens that Obi-Wan here is only mostly dead.”

“Give us the access code.” “What access code?” “Chewie, tear his arms off.” “Ohhh you mean this access code!”

“I could give you my word as a Corellian…” “No good. I’ve known too many Corellians”

“Why can’t I see?” “You’ve been mostly-frozen all day.”

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “I know”, what he meant was, “I love you.” 

“Why do you wear that black mask? Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?” “Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”

“Luke doesn’t get eaten by the rancor at this time. ”What?” “The rancor doesn’t get him. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.”

“The Fowce is what bwings us togevver today. It suwwounds us, and penetwates us. It binds the gawaxy togevver.”

These work way to well.

Yes, these are nice…

But what if it was reversed? 

“Aren’t you a little short to be a Dread Pirate?”

“They never told you what happened to your father.”
“They told me enough! They told me the six-fingered man killed him.”
“No! Inigo, I am your father!”

“I suggest a new strategy  Vizzini. Let the giant win.”  

“I was told weasly was killed by the dread pirate roberts”
“what you were told was true, from a certain point of view”