shiraglassman
This is even funnier than gal pal

We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”

shiraglassman

I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.

fireandwonder

*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?

purpleshimapan

There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”

shiraglassman

JAW….DROP…. 

lbyrinth

partner in fucking crime oh my god

fuckyeah-nerdery

Gal pals hanging out, committing crimes. NBD.