Silver Tongue
Some guy was hitting on me at a restaurant
Him: so how old are you?
Me: 18, why?
Him: you're very pretty
Dad: man.. You're barking up the wrong tree, she's gay.
Him: no she's not
Dad: I told all my girls when they were little they could only date girls and she was the only one that listened. Have a nice day.
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