Silver Tongue

ghostofqueernessyettocome:

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exeggcute:

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

ok but it gets better (and by better i mean more horrifying)

apparently the minions retire to antarctica after the fall of napoleon, and only go back to minioning in 1968

which means the filmmakers conveniently avoided having the minions work for hitler, but in the process imply that, had they been around, they totally would have

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