One queer (two queer)

Red queer, blue queer

White queer, purple queer

Rose queer, donut queer

This one is a little car, many of them have a star

Say! What a lot of queers there are!

Yes. Some are red and some are blue

Some are old and some are new.

Some are sad

And some are glad

And some are very very bad

Why are they sad and glad and bad?

I do not know, go ask your dad.

Some are thin, and some are fat

(the fat one has a baseball bat)

From there

To here

From here

To there

Some are fast

Some are slow

Some are high

Some are low

Not one of them is like the other.

Don’t ask me why, go ask your- oh. sorry.