Silver Tongue
Child: Mommy why did you freeze all my toys in ice, what am I supposed to get them out with, I want to play with my dinosaurs
Suburban Mom: frankly that's not really my problem, I'm going to drink a soda and you're gonna sit here and either wait for this to melt or break them out of there
Child: Dad please
Suburban Dad: it builds character
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