okay my teacher wanted a story that’s gonna shock him

so i wrote him a cute little story about a couple fletcher and mia falling in love

and the last sentences of story are

“so… what is your full name? i mean what is mia short for?”

“michael”

because my teacher is kinda homophobic, i am gonna force him into enjoying a fluffy love story with no gender pronouns and well what a shame you liked a story about a gay couple sorry man