I could be sad that Pluto is currently classified as a dwarf planet.
Rather, I choose to look at this this way: Pluto wears its beard in man-braids, carries a battleaxe, and is handily available for tossing into a legion of orcs.
Dwarf planets.
They’re awesome.
And we’ve got a whole army of them camped out in the outer Solar System, protecting us from space orcs.
Represent.
I…
I’m surprisingly okay with this
I am 5000% on board for this type of thinking.
In fact, I am so on board with this idea, I have named the dwarf Heartbeard. Heartbeard shall protect us from invading Orcs.
LONG LIVE HEARTBEARD!
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