Silver Tongue

rhythmrender:

wispywinterwind:

wispywinterwind:

thefordokami:

surfersquid:

I could be sad that Pluto is currently classified as a dwarf planet.

Rather, I choose to look at this this way: Pluto wears its beard in man-braids, carries a battleaxe, and is handily available for tossing into a legion of orcs.

Dwarf planets. 

They’re awesome. 

And we’ve got a whole army of them camped out in the outer Solar System, protecting us from space orcs.

Represent.

I…

I’m surprisingly okay with this

I am 5000% on board for this type of thinking.

image

In fact, I am so on board with this idea, I have named the dwarf Heartbeard. Heartbeard shall protect us from invading Orcs. 

LONG LIVE HEARTBEARD!

  1. ndbt51410-3 reblogged this from thecrazyalaskan
  2. thecrazyalaskan reblogged this from plasmamagical
  3. ihavemannersbutimrudetoo reblogged this from surfersquid
  4. bluebouquetpandastuff reblogged this from mouser26
  5. mouser26 reblogged this from bewitched-me-body-and-soul and added:
    The dwarves needed a King so they got the God of the Dead…I love it
  6. stabbyhobbit reblogged this from dragonsonthemap
  7. rebel-zephyr reblogged this from cannibalisticcutie
  8. cannibalisticcutie reblogged this from surfersquid
  9. lightdarkandanythinginbetween reblogged this from surfersquid
  10. lonelycavebear reblogged this from kindly-whisper-tolkien
  11. felren13 reblogged this from kindly-whisper-tolkien
  12. adiposeclot reblogged this from kindly-whisper-tolkien
  13. kindly-whisper-tolkien reblogged this from surfersquid
  14. hungrymoose reblogged this from bethanyactually
  15. readermagnifique reblogged this from mandysimo13
  16. lakritzkatze reblogged this from mandysimo13
  17. mandysimo13 reblogged this from hoomhum
  18. hoomhum reblogged this from kindly-whisper-norbury
  19. surfersquid posted this