swoobats

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

swoobats

i’m going back in time to stop myself from making this post.
i’ll shoot past me if i have to.

lazyminxie

It’s too late. There will always be an alternative universe where you made this post. Going back and time and shooting yourself will only make ANOTHER separate universe where you do so. This is your destiny, my queen.

swoobats

…..god danGIT

megasov

dude im telling you this from experience, killing anything large than a basketball is actually hard than it looks

swoobats

….im just gonna slip this into my “evidence that tumblr user megasov is actually some sort of space deity capable of traveling across spacetime variations at will” file