terufrying

“gays will push their sexuality onto their children”

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

hollifo

“Look at little Emma and her future husband! SO cute!”
(literally two 3 month olds flailing on a baby mat)  

“Ooh, a friend? Is Samantha your GIRLFRIEND, Johnny?”
(4 year old boy expressing he has made a friend at school) 

“You’ve been friends with Michael for a while now haven’t you? Would you like to marry him when you’re older?”
(8 year old girl, male best friend)

lesbocracy

“He’s such a ladies’ man!” (tiny infant responding positively and smiling vacantly in response to the attention of adult human women) 

thehomielizzie

thank you for opening my mind to this. never thought of it this way.