I now truly envy people who live in places and don’t have to worry about Chiggers

rosexknight:

Those bastards suck. Usually bug bites are like “We’re gonna itch for an hour or two. Maybe a day. Then we’ll go away.” Chigger bites be like “Dawn of the second day: However the fuck more long we feel like itching remains.”

Run a spoon under hot water and then press it on the bite. The heat will destroy the itching enzymes.

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  3. cloud-flash said: Chiggers are fucking evil sent from Hell scratched of Satan’s ball sack. I hate them so much!
  4. rosexknight reblogged this from silver-tongues-blog and added:
    Holy shit does that work??? THANK YOU!!
  5. silver-tongues-blog reblogged this from rosexknight and added:
    Run a spoon under hot water and then press it on the bite. The heat will destroy the itching enzymes.
  6. dracini said: wtf is a chigger