Silver Tongue
prussian-birb-lord:
“ zlayaevreika:
“ odumb:
“ this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub
”
this fruit is called kigelia and it is...

prussian-birb-lord:

zlayaevreika:

odumb:

this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub

this fruit is called kigelia and it is poisonous. good job, kiddo

Cucumbers don’t grow on trees. That’s common sense. 

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